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DC’s Congressman is Safe!
Wow, that was a close one, but Washington’s “Other Congressman” Louie Gohmert is safe, running unopposed in the 2008 elections. With a mere $300,000 to campaign with throughout the entire...
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Louie Gohmert Aborts MLK Speech
Congressman Louis Buller “Louie” Gohmert, Jr. (R, TX-01 and DC) misquoted Martin Luther King, Jr. and King David to assembled multitudes of the born and unborn at the recent March for Life Rally on...
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Lookout, Louie!
Just when the people of the District of Columbia thought Louie Gohmert, Our Congressman, was safe, this happens! Out of nowhere, wham! Roger L. Owen is running as an independent back in Louie’s...
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Louie Gohmert’s Challenger Favors DC Vote
Roger L. Owen The independent candidate opposing Washington DC’s other congressman, Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1, DC), favors a vote on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives for the District....
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Terrorist Bomber Babies!
Pregnant terrorists are infiltrating America to give birth to baby bombers, reports Congressman Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1). Mr. Gohmert, ranking Republican on the subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism and...
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Terrorist Baby Invasion!
Terrorist babies are entering the U.S. from Mexico. Luckily, they have been spotted by sharp-eyed Congressman Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1), whose gerrymandered East Texas district shares borders with the...
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Guns in the Capitol
To commemorate the shooting death of a 9-year-old girl, a Congressional Aide and a Federal judge, and the gunshot injury of his colleague Representative Gabrielle Giffords (D, AZ-8), Congressman Louie...
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Proven: The Terror Baby Menace!
At last, scientific vindication of the Terror Baby menace, the wave of pregnant terrorist tourists coming to our country and dropping their evil spawn amongst us to bomb us into oblivion. This threat...
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When Is a Gun Not a Gun?
Q: When is a gun not a gun? A: When it’s a hammer. That’s what Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert (R, TX-1) thinks, anyway. Asked about proposed legislation to restrict the sale of assault weapons,...
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Texas Congressman Sees Another Conspiracy
The Honorable The congressman representing the First District of Texas, Rep. Louie Gohmert, the hero who saved the Republic from The Attack of the Terrorist Babies, has found a new covert menace: “…...
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